getting the fuck over it.
“oh there will be dads. dads who used to go to mxpx shows before they got some chick knocked up, probably to the song “move to bremerton”.”
— michelle deruchie, on mxpx.
“

The show is ostensibly about sex but really about money. I have to buy all new underwear and also I want to be dead, is what I thought after my “research.” That’s not what other women conclude. They think, because they have been told this, that everything they do is golden. The loathsome Lindsay Soll (you must read it) writes on Entertainment Weekly’s website, “I am a Carrie … To me, Sex and the City wasn’t just a TV show … it taught me that it’s okay to be me, no matter how flawed I may be.”

But what if it’s not okay, Lindsay? What if your only attributes are a hard heart and an empty mind?

”
— Heather Malick, cbc.ca
this is old news but i was reminded of it last night. i’mma gonna buy you a draaaaaaannnnnnnnk.
c’mon fuckin guy.
“the wallabee king”
“the wallabee king”

retard strength.

  • laura b: man if you had retard strength, you could bite through ribar.
  • mike: i know!
  • mike: <3
  • laura b: shit. man, that would be so worth it.
and this is why i am both delighted and terrifed of crispin glover.
rise above.
rise above.

I Met the Walrus.

“Do everything for peace. Piss for peace or smile for peace or go to school for peace or don’t go to school for peace. Do whatever you do for peace.”

-John Lennon